If you won’t sing “Living’ on a Prayer” or “Mr. Brightside” at the top of your lungs with me, I do not need you in my life.
literally wtf the fuck
I DON’T USE THE WORD WIZARD LIGHTLY BUT
Via Until the end of my days
"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"
… he just slapped a fucking cobra.
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful
Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope
Why is it always Norway
Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.